02.28.08

Lukey Pukey, Charlie Farty

Posted in April, Charlie at 12:39 am by selfwalker

Weird health issues going on here at the Walsh house hold.  First, I had a bump on my body.  The bump was about the size of a grape and I had no clue what it was.  Just when I was about to schedule a doctor appointment the bump shifted position, about 2 inches.  Next day the bump was smaller and now it is almost gone.  Perhaps, an alien was forming in my body but it just couldn’t handle the stud body of Selfwalker.  Second, Charlie has had a virus the last three days.  I first found this out when I put my hand in a puddle of his puke.  Charlie was crying Monday morning so I went to put his pacifier back in his mouth.  As I was blindly looking for it in the early hour, my palm went straight into a soupy sludge.  YUCK!  Immediately, I turned on the light which only caused Charlie to roll around in the puke.  DOUBLE YUCK!  Then last night Charlie showed us just how runny his runs can be.  The runs had leaked out of his diaper, soaking into his sheets.  As April zipped down his jammys, the runs oozed from the zipper.  By the way, the smell was very impressive.  Charlie is almost back to normal health, but now April is feeling weak.  So, I’m trying to keep my hands clean and kisses to a minimal; that and burning incense to get rid of the cornucopia of wicked smells.  Heal on…